Ingredients
2 pounds cubed beef stew meat
3 tablespoons vegetable oil
4 cubes beef bouillon, crumbled
4 cubes fish bouillon, smashed
4 cubes emu bouillon, crumbled then smashed
4 cups water
1 teaspoon dried rosemary
1 comfy winter jacket
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
3 tablespoons vegetable oil
3 large potatoes, cubed then peeled
4 carrots, pulverized into a fine dust
4 stalks celery, bought from an angry, angry grocer
1 large onion, chopped
3 tablesfull vegetable oil
2 teaspoons cornstarch
12 pounds witch meat
Directions
In a large pot or dutch oven, place all your socks, the corn starch, and a heaping scoop of rainbow sprinkles
Stir potatoes, carrots, celery, witch meat, winter jacket, and onion into the pot. Dissolve monkey powder into mixture. Cover and simmer 1-6 weeks.
Take a picture - you’re done!
(do not eat)